1 Week, 2 Adventures

CONvergence has come and gone and we had a fantastic time. My parents actually came to see what all this nerdy con stuff is about and apparently had a blast. They went to panels, some music shows, and even got in on the cosplay game!

Sarah and I got to perform with both our friends Kayla and Marina at HarmCon, putting together some truly amazing harmonies, parodies, medleys, and a good deal of live snark. Honestly it’s one of the best shows we’ve ever done and I would love to perform with them some more. Also, Sarah made her way to the Late Night Music Circle while I was on shift late on Saturday, and I happened to walk by just as she was starting to sing one of our songs. So I ducked in and sang it with her in a drive-by duet.

For general CVG stuff, I’ve gotten better at keeping my list of the funny moments I want to remember. I don’t want to record them here for lots of reasons, but it makes me happy to know I can look back and remember how I did the best “Not It!” of my life to Ben or giggle about the discovery of the weird snoring noise outside ConSuite (it was a distant party’s music but it did not sound like it). For all the stress leading up to the convention, and for the icky moments that come part and parcel with the rest of it, I truly love the work of volunteering. It makes me a better person and it gives me a chance to do something positive in a world where it sometimes doesn’t feel like any one person can make a difference.

Con is a lot, though, and not just in the packing (look at how Tadashi helps!):

After all that, I needed more than just a week of rest at home. Something about this year’s con kind of wore me out without feeling like a release. I found myself oddly restless afterwards, unsettled and kind of stuffed up in my own head. I always take time off after the convention to recover, but somehow I wasn’t getting back to a point of rest and clarity.

And then Marina and I discovered a local, extremely low-key mud run the Saturday after the convention wrapped up.

For context, we’d done one of these years and years ago, back in 2012. That one was a Warrior Dash race and it genuinely kicked our asses. The race was laid out on a ski resort, so the first tenth of a mile was a run straight up the hill. We didn’t really attempt to run as such, but it still wiped us out and we had to sit in the shade for a while to recover. After that, though, we had a pretty good time climbing over obstacles and helping each other along. We didn’t really try to “race” and we didn’t track how long it took us to complete. We just ran it for fun.

And we’ve always wanted to try another one, albeit one a little less intense.

So early Saturday morning, we found ourselves at the Minnewashta Mud Run outside Chanhassen. It was nothing like the Warrior Dash of 10+ years prior, but it was exactly what I needed.

The course was a mile and a half long, and the obstacles were mostly geared towards kids and families. The tallest of the obstacles was the haystack I nearly fell out of, and most of the over or under type things were just…steppable. But it was glorious.

Marina and I did a light jog for the first lap, following the course at our own pace. It was like a nice walk in the woods with a stop every now and then to wade out into the lake to ring a bell or to crawl through a muddy tunnel. After the first lap, most people stopped, but we decided to keep going. We had plenty of energy and we decided to get some pictures.

We were so clean at the start.

The only problem I had crawling under the netting waws my cute little space buns kept getting caught!

No, I did NOT fall off the haystack. This was a perfectly controlled landing and I definitely didn’t let out a little shriek on the way down!

I’ll be honest, I did not love the tunnel. It was hot and some gravel and rocks had been tracked in there that cut up my forearms a bit. We could have just gone around, especially on the second lap, but I will not be defeated by a tube!

NOW we look properly dirty as we took a moment on the second haystack that I also definitely didn’t fall out of.

By the time we finished the second lap, most people, including the race organizers were gone. They knew we were the last ones (the vast majority of the people who ran only ran once), so it’s not like they abandoned us. They still had snacks and such. But what had been a bustling crowd was now mostly a cleanup crew and normal parkgoers who were very curious about the two muddy women wandering around. Even though Marina and I skipped the obstacle where you could literally swim through a small pool of mud (we learned from Warrior Dash that it is less fun than you’d think to have mud in allllll the places), we were still dirty as hell. We teamed up at the back of one of the cars to strip and put on alternate, non-wet clothing for the drive home. The shirt I wore was beyond saving:

It was exactly what I needed. A walk outside in the sunlight, an adventure, a challenge that made me laugh without pushing me too hard, and a moment to step out of myself and my life completely. For the duration of that muddy walk, I was not just my volunteer self from the convention. I was not just the person at my job, or even at home. For that short moment, I was only and entirely myself giggling my way over a haystack.

Life is too short not to wear the fun cosplay, not to crawl through a tube, not to laugh while changing in a parking lot. Life is too hard not to take a walk on a Saturday morning with mud squishing in your shoes and a branch in your hair. Life is too beautiful not to laugh.

The convention was everything I wanted, and the mud race was what I didn’t know I needed.

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The spicy pillow

So, June has been hectic in the run up to CONvergence as always, made so much worse by the spicy pillow incidents.

See, Sarah and I have had our phones for a while. We entered the month of June with our Pixel 5s, bought in the second or third batch of the releases in 2020ish. Neither of us likes changing phones any more often than is necessary, especially me. This may shock you, but I am not the technologically savvy one in the house, and I don’t like having to set up a new system to my preferences if I don’t have to. So I have a habit of keeping my phones and laptops until they truly, truly die.

Over the last few months, Sarah and I had noticed that our phones were getting hotter as they charged, and the battery life was failing. We were hoping to get another year out of them, but Sarah had started the process of looking into alternatives. And then a few weeks ago, Sarah noticed that her phone case had warped very slightly. She figured it was due to how often she keeps it in her back pocket and sits on it, especially in the car. We didn’t think much of it, honestly.

(If you know what the spicy pillow is, I assume at this point you’re already afraid for us.)

But recently we noticed that the warping was getting worse, enough so that Sarah had to take it out of the protective case. And finally one day we noticed that it wasn’t just *warping.* The phone was actually swelling.

This is the spicy pillow. It’s a phone battery that has reached the end of its life and whose chemical reactions have started to run unchecked and gasses start to build up. The thing is that it isn’t reversible and it WILL result in the battery eventually exploding.

So this was BAD.

We immediately took Sarah’s phone to the amazing uBreakiFix people for help. They were able to locate precisely ONE Pixel 5 battery in the midwest that they could swap out for Sarah’s dangerous one. So we handed over her phone and came back a few hours later when the scary part was all done. They had to give her a new screen, too, because by that point the swelling battery had actually bent the screen beyond usability.

Crisis averted, right?

Not…exactly.

So, with Sarah’s repaired phone in hand, we were literally getting into the car to go home, and I just kind of…noticed? Or maybe twigged is the better word — twigged to something being not quite right. I mean, I hold my phone a lot. I know how it feels. And maybe it was this whole ordeal with Sarah’s spicy pillow that made me realize something wasn’t right.

So, while she was fiddling with her repaired phone, I took mine out of its case and held it up.

And….fuck. Mine was swelling too. Not nearly as badly, but enough.

On the off chance of a miracle, I walked right back into uBreakiFix and showed them. They agreed that my phone had probably just started doing what Sarah’s had been doing for the last few weeks. But they also reminded me that we’d already used up all our luck finding the literal only Pixel 5 battery in the midwest and there was no real chance of getting another any time soon.

So…guess who had to buy a new phone? While in the run-up to CONvergence when I am CONSTANTLY on the phone?

The real low point was a meeting where I was trying to coordinate with my team and the Board of Directors and others from various departments and I had no phone and couldn’t get the wifi working on my laptop either so I was having to do everything through other people and it was ANNOYING.

Anyway, in the end we bought me a Pixel 9 instead. If we could have avoided it, we would have. But there was no real option except to suck it up and move on. And now that I’ve had the phone for a bit, I like it fine. The camera is way better, for one. I’m still finding settings I have to adjust, but eventually we’ll get to like each other. And in the meantime, Sarah is hoping to keep her Pixel 5 until the 11s come out so she can get a new one too.

If there’s a moral to the story, it’s: keep an eye on batteries in electronics. You want to catch them before you have to think about how to prevent a literal explosion of toxic chemicals resulting in a fire. If the spicy pillow swells, get yourself a new battery or a new device and hand it over to the people who know how to keep it safe before detonation.

In the meantime, I’m keenly aware that computer troubles come in threes. Both phones dying in the same week makes one and two, and I don’t consider my wifi problems to be number three. So I’m just holding my breath and hoping that I can get through CVG without anything worse happening. Cross your fingers for me!

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Update from the future: CVG technical issues were not too bad, and certainly no devices exploded. BUT Sarah’s motherboard is dying now, so that’s definitely number three. I fucking called it.

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Branching out into Anime Detour

I’ve been part of CONvergence for so long, volunteering and now running Operations, it’s settled into kind of a part of my identity. I’m an author, dork, cat mom, and con-runner. But the thing is that, at the moment, CVG is my only con. Or it was until 3 days ago.

A bunch of my friends and the folks I volunteer with for CVG work other cons in Minnesota throughout the year. The largest of them is Anime Detour which is held in the same hotel as CVG. Folks I’ve been working with for years run the AD version of Operations and have asked me in the past if I would be interested in joining them. And most years I’ve said no for a variety of reasons. Too much else going on, being nervous adjusting to a slightly different system and different rules, not wanting to overstep in a situation where I am no longer the expert in charge, that kind of thing.

But…well, this spring has been ROUGH folks. You know, you’re living it with me.

Add ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT to my existing work drama (which continues and is almost worse if you can believe it) and I am not a happy Kelly these days.

So my con friends encouraged me to come and play for a couple of nights. Just to get me out of my head and out of the world around me for a while. And after consultation with Sarah, I agreed to work a 6pm-1am shift Friday and Saturday nights. I didn’t want to stay over (Sarah didn’t either) and I knew I’d have no shot of parking, so I made friends with some Uber drivers and settled into a 2-day adventure.

On the back end of it, I can tell you that being there was a really good decision.

‘m not going to go through all the differences in policy and procedure between AD and CVG because, really, that’s not what matters. Like what I said in December, what matters is the similarities.

AD is a bigger con, drawing a few more thousand folks than CVG. It also skews younger, which means there is somewhat less of a heavy party circuit in some ways, but the partying is more inexperienced. It also has THE BEST cosplay game in town. Seriously, everywhere I looked I saw something that made me want to squee to the heavens.

But the thing about it, to me, was the odd sense of freedom I had. It reminded me a lot of my early days at CVG in the years before I became embedded in the DNA of the convention. I was just a volunteer. I had no authority and no responsibilities except to do my job and take care of the con-goers. I didn’t have to handle any big or difficult situations, didn’t have to argue with the Board or negotiate between departments. I only had to show up, walk around, and help.

It was glorious.

I mean, yeah, I spent a disproportionate amount of one night sitting with a suuuuper drunk con-goer and their friends trying to get them a bus and finally giving up and calling Uber to take them home, and my feet are so sore I am hobbling around like I’ve just had knee surgery…

But I’m happy.

I spent two nights surrounded by nerds in cosplay. I spent two nights looking at art, making conversation with people on escalators, checking in on folks looking like they could use some water. I spent a full hour in a hallway providing directions to a panel about anime boobs (at the top of my lungs, no less).

I think with the stress of the world, and my job, and the general work of CVG I had kind of forgotten what cons are all about. What makes up the soul of the convention. Because it isn’t team meetings and making an inventory system work right and arguing about policy enforcement. Conventions are people living their best life for a moment, set aside in a world of their own.

And I needed that. More than I ever realized.

If you’re feeling down about the state of the world, or yourself, or anything — try a convention. The joy is infectious, you will walk away with at least one legendary story, and for a moment, you’ll forget your troubles. It is the height of escapism.

With cosply. Always with cosplay.

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CONvergence 2024 is in the books

CONvergence was fantastic. Sarah and I didn’t perform this year, so I basically just spent my time working Operations and enjoying the event. I didn’t get a lot of pictures, but here are the cosplays and a couple I grabbed!

The gold unicorn look worked! Honestly, it was super comfortable and I felt amazing with the horn and the shoulder armor and the corset. Marina also helped me put pretty colors in my hair!

When I was wandering about while on shift, I dropped in on the unicorn head kept by the First Advisors team. You can’t see that its eyes light up red, unfortunately.

 

This was the second day when we did the rainbow mafia. Sarah and I are representing our ace colors, Sarah even going as an “ace reporter” for the day. I have some spectacular pictures of the whole team, but I don’t have permission to share them in this forum. Suffice to say, we looked fabulous.

Also, I spent the day reclining in a chair like a BOSS and I’m not sure it’s ever been that much fun to chill on the Bridge!

Ah, my steampunk fallback. This was a super comfy outfit honestly. If only the bloomers had pockets!

The shot is bad, but the cosplay was fantastic!

These folks absolutely made my day. Ninja turtles plus Star Wars? Sign me up! I even got badge ribbons from a couple of them!

We didn’t buy a whole lot this year (moving and trying to sell a condo make it a little tighter for the fun stuff) but I did pick up this beautiful dragon friend! Her colors are iridescent blue and green and I love how her scales are rounded like a clover!

Overall, it was a wonderful convention. And it remind me every year why I put in all the hours year-round to make it happen, and who I do it for. Because there is nothing like a community of nerds making art together!

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Checking in

Today is our 21st anniversary, and Sarah and I as usual are spending it not doing anything in particular. The number of times in 21 years we have actually done anything more elaborate than order pizza for dinner on our anniversary is probably no more than 5. We’re kind of boring like that.

In general, however, we’re not totally idle. We have actually been considering moving. We love where we live, but there are a few things we would really like to be different about the space itself. Mostly, we both miss having a dedicated space for spiritual and creative stuff. So we’re doing a little house-hunting.

I’ve also been acquiring pieces for cosplay for CONvergence. The theme this year is “Everyone’s Invited” which is generic but feels to me like “hey, come as yourself.” The 3 cosplays I’m working towards are:

1.) I’m getting together with a group of friends from Operations to do a “rainbow mafia.” I’m going to have a pinstriped corset, a purple shirt, and a gray fedora to represent the ace flag, with a rainbow on the hat as well. Probably going to look badass if the hat doesn’t look silly (I never think I look very good in hats).

2.) Something steampunk-y. I’ve got a cool set of bloomers and an underbust corset that looks like a waistcoat, so I just need to figure out what goes with it.

3.) Last Halloween I bought a unicorn horn from Etsy, so I figured I could do something really cool around that. It’s coming together as kind of a fantasy world unicorn person. I’m getting a gold corset that looks a little bit like armor so my unicorn can be as badass as the other two.

But I’m not ready to share what I have yet, so instead here’s Tadashi being cute as usual.

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I have a cosplay page!

On the excellent advice of someone I highly respect in the publishing world, I have added a whole page to this website chronicling my cosplay journey since 2013. With pictures! If you read this blog and you have awesome pictures of me especially from the years I’m missing, send them over! Otherwise, it’s a pretty nice timeline of how my style has evolved.

I’ll say nothing on the matter of skill. My sewing is as good as it’s ever been and it hasn’t progressed since I was 14. I can sew and it’s functional. If we want pretty, we shell out for experts.

I have to say, in the dream future where I have an author’s picture on a book somewhere — I really want it to be something like this from 2022. Maskless, but just as badass.

Me wearing a tiara with a moon on it perched on a crown of braids, red long-sleeved shirt, underbust corset, and golden shoulder armor that looks like dragon scales joined in front with a golden crescent moon.

Don’t you agree?

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I survived CONvergence!

Actually, I had a blast. There was plenty of chaos that was fun and silly — and plenty that was neither — and I managed to pace myself relatively well both physically and emotionally. I’m still TIRED AS FUCK, mind, but that’s to be expected after 4 days of 16 hour shifts and 2 days at either side moving in/out. I have lots of feelings about the performance Sarah and I did for HarmCon, and lots of stories (many of which are not really for the blog). But the point is that it was fun. It was good. It was, dare I say, restorative? Even though my heart breaks when it ends, there’s a moment in the middle of the convention when I have this absolute clarity about myself. When I know what I’m capable of. When I have done myself proud and I can look at myself and know that I am a badass. When I feel truly and wholly like I am exactly where I belong.

It’s a really good feeling. I try to hold onto it, but it always surprises me when it comes back.

Anyway. Due to the VERY TIRED I’m not going to try to get into all that now. But here’s a picture of me. I did 3 big dresses this year at con and this was the 2nd one. I went for kind of a valkyrie look and actually really enjoyed it. You can’t see the leather bracers or boots in this shot, nor the belt pouch. But it’s still good.

Me from a sideways angle wearing a leather crown with wings, a drapey blue gown, a moon pendant, and a mask and radio earpiece - looking slightly skeptical and having "artfully windswept" aka frizzy curly hair down my back

And, yes, that’s a bandage under my mask. Every year the wearing of a mask eventually turns into a need for something to keep from having my nose by rubbed to the point of open bleeding. I also messed up my feet, but there’s no need for photo evidence of that.

I’ll try to do better than a month between updates, but you know me. No promises until I have good cause to make them!

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Back from CONvergence!

I’m back in the real world, but still catching up to reality, if that makes sense. There’s something I put on Twitter about how hard and strange it is to return to life outside the convention after spending a week deep within it. The feeling of isolation has passed (radio withdrawal is a THING), but there’s still a part of me that hasn’t quite put down the mantle of responsibility. I still feel a bit like I’m holding up a pillar upon which my part of the convention stands — and, to some extent, I am. Because I am not a Co-Head only for the 6ish days of CONvergence. I am a Co-Head always. Because stuff happens, always.

But that’s a different discussion.

Anyway, I’m almost back to being fully able to pretend to be a muggle. I’ve had new ideas for stories since CVG, and I’ve appreciated my condo more than ever — cleaning up 3 rooms is SO MUCH EASIER than 3 levels of a house. I’ve even sung a choir gig, including the song where I have the big solo. So life really is continuing whether or not I’m fully back in it.

This week is going to be a bear, however, as I spend the next 3 days locked for 9 hours in one conference room with my work team doing in-person training. Which means not being at home, not hugging Sarah whenever I feel like it, not sitting around in comfy pants, and not having any chance to not be a perfect worker in front of my boss. SIGH.

So I’m going to take this evening and enjoy myself fully to stock up for the next few days of pure slog.

But before I go — look! I actually remembered to get a picture of myself in my full steampunk gear! Complete with a hat I made out of cardboard (that looks absolutely fabulous up close)!

This was, hands down, the most comfortable cosplay I’ve ever done. And, yes, there are rainbow colors in my hair. A friend wove colored extensions into my braids, which freaking made my day when it turned out so well. I think I may start taking more opportunities to add a little color to my hair whenever I can because it made me so happy!

The whole cosplay made me happy, actually. From the Victorian-era maps on the inside of my tails to the gears broach to the plaque on my hat that says “What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?” to the prismatic goggles to the LEDs that lit the whole thing up. It just worked for me.

What do you think?

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CONvergence is imminent!

And therefore my brain is tied up in knots and feeling very much like an Escher painting. So I’m going to take my official break and pick the blog back up afterwards.

Until then, here’s about how my brain feels chasing after this crazy thing we call my convention…

(It really is wonderful and fun, too. Just…”you starve and near exhaust me” has a solid ring of truth to it…)

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Nothing to Prove

I spent the long weekend catching up on sleep, playing an impromptu game of volleyball with about a third of my Operations leadership, and continuing to turn the condo into home. I also started swimming again, and I’m up to 500+m of swimming in a session, which is a good start.

Which also means I’m very tired and my brain is all over the place.

Therefore, I just leave you with this. I love this song, and what it stands for, and everybody who contributed to it.

And also — the Doubleclicks are coming to CONvergence 2019! So if you want to see them live, be in Minneapolis in July!

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