Grading Spam

I’ve decided this will be a recurring feature here.  It’s clearly a gap and it clearly isn’t been filled.

Grades are determined by a lot of factors: level of bullshit, how I feel that day, whether or not it made me want to stab my eyes out with a rake.

I give to you your first three Spam Emails Graded For Your Entertainment:

Spam 1 - bad Tarot

Spam 2 - seismic bra

Spam 3 - Nigerian descreet diapers

By the way — Happy May the Fourth!